12 Things That Prove Taylor Swift Is In The Illuminati

11. Devil Horns

A very subtle one this, but on the first chorus of We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, Taylor swings some devil horns about while singing €œnever ever ever getting back together€. Devil horns are a big Illuminati symbol, especially among musicians, and symbolise their allegiance to that demonic idiot, the Devil. Lil Wayne in particular is a big fan of this one, as are every metal band worth their salt. As Illuminati symbolism researcher Fritz Springmeier has pointed out, the devil horns are also a kind of trigger for hypnosis of mind-controlled slaves. The horn motif is reprised in Taylor€™s boyfriend€™s bizarre haircut in the video for I Knew You Were Trouble. It€™s sort of like a set of centre-parted curtains, but the way that the two sides of the curtain are plastered to his forehead (presumably by a mix of sweat, a heavy hat, and the weight of his guilt about furtively deposing democratically elected governments and replacing them with puppets of the New World Order) makes it look like he€™s got upside-down horns growing toward his chin. In the same way as the inverted cross is the symbol of the Antichrist, the inverted horns are a symbol of the Anti-antichrist - a man better known as just €˜the Christ€™. Sadly Taylor dumps Our Lord and Saviour after he betrays her. That may not really sound like Jesus€™ M.O., but as we€™ve already established, Taylor is phenomenally evil and will do and say anything to advance her depraved and Satanic march toward global power.
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