9. You've Seen Cracked Actor So Many Times You Can Actually Recite The Documentary
And may have tried on more than one occasion to do the cut-up lyrics thing. Don't worry, everyone secretly has.
8. You Understand That 90s Bowie, In All His Jungly-Concept Album Glory, Was Just Misunderstood
Outside, Earthling and ...hours are three of the most underrated albums in Bowie's discography. They might not have been what people were expecting, but that does not mean they aren't awesome. And they are. So there.
7. You Understand There's Nothing Wrong Practising Your Best Armchair Psychology On 70s Bowie And His Various Personas On A Long Sunday Afternoon
People might look at you a bit funny, but you know you came to some excellent conclusions. Nobody can take that away from you.
6. That Pompous Urge To Correct People Who Mispronounce 'Bowie'
It's BOW-ie. Not BOUGH-ie. You know who you are.
5. You Know How Hard It Actually Is To Draw A Lightning Bolt On Your Face
Though with practise, you're becoming something of an expert. Everyone else is just jealous of your skill.
4. The Same Pompous Urge When People Think His Eyes Are Actually A Different Colour
They are the same colour. Due to a particularly nasty injury during a fight with a schoolfriend over a girl, Bowie's right pupil is permanently dilated. However, this little quirk actually worked in his favour in later years and he remains friends with this guy to this day.
Stephanie is a writer and free spirit who likes to pretend she's a Londoner, though strictly speaking she's from Watford. She likes books, music, elephants, and hairspray.
And may have tried on more than one occasion to do the cut-up lyrics thing. Don't worry, everyone secretly has. 
Outside, Earthling and ...hours are three of the most underrated albums in Bowie's discography. They might not have been what people were expecting, but that does not mean they aren't awesome. And they are. So there. 
People might look at you a bit funny, but you know you came to some excellent conclusions. Nobody can take that away from you. 
It's BOW-ie. Not BOUGH-ie. You know who you are. 
They are the same colour. Due to a particularly nasty injury during a fight with a schoolfriend over a girl, Bowie's right pupil is permanently dilated. However, this little quirk actually worked in his favour in later years and he remains friends with this guy to this day.