8 Dumbest Lawsuits In The History Of The Music Industry

5. P Diddy Sued For Supposedly Causing 9/11 Attacks

The unfortunate events of September 11th, 2001 are nothing to joke about. It represents one of the worst moments of terrorism in recent world history. With that being said, P. Diddy was not involved with these terrorist attacks. ...He just...wasn't. Okay, you guys? Can we all get on the same page with this one? Terrific. But one lady, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, refuses to believe this. In a lawsuit filed in 2011, she demanded a settlement of 1 trillion dollars for a multitude of reasons. Turks explains that Didd "knocked down the WTC and then came and knocked my children down." He also set her up to be on disability and "disabled baby," probably from knocking them down. Oh, and he also stole a casino poker chip worth well over a zillion dollars. (Heck, that's probably an underestimation. But you don't want to sound ridiculous in the court of law, right?) So technically, Turks wasn't suing him because of his involvement with the attacks, but was probably trying to use it as leverage in the case to get compensation for all of those other dastardly deeds. Because that's how crazy people go after your character.