Before getting into the final entry of our list, let's run through some facts: Mia Talerico is a child star on a Disney Channel show called Good Luck Charlie. She was five years old at the time of this incident and her show was about a cute five year old girl, and really nothing more than that. Talerico has an Instagram account because, let's face it, most five year olds have Instagram accounts these days. And, of course, several deranged people commented on her Instagram account calling the girl a "stupid bitch" and saying "die Mia, f***ing die in hell! Kill yourself, you deserve to die." Those people had absolutely no chill.
Now, there's literally no good reason in the world to direct a death threat to a five year old, but the reason Talerico was targeted has to be the stupidest thing of all time. As it so happened, the show that Talerico starred in featured a few minutes of a lesbian couple bringing their child over for a playdate. And since lesbians are clearly bringers of the apocalypse and must be hidden away from impressionable morons, urgent cries for "conservative families" to boycott Disney immediately started, and, presumably, members of these "conservative families" then started telling a little girl that they'd kill her. Very conservative, guys.
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