9. Guide Dog Dave
Guide Dog Dave is, as you would expect, a guide dog. Dave is the eyes for a man called 'Clive'. Dave has no qualms about constantly tweeting the problems that his visually-impaired owner encounters throughout his daily life and callously mocks the poor man, causing endless laughs. He has accumulated a relatively large number of followers and I encourage you to add yourself to that growing list!
Example tweet: "I suppose the best thing about Clive being blind is that he can't see the cleaners face when she picks up his skid marked pants #blindt**t" Guide Dog Dave can be found
here.