Your grandmother is the wisest woman that you know and she's the reason that your mother is always annoyingly right about everything - because she's learned from the best. There is a special bond between grandma and grandchild, and not only has she taught you to always stand up for yourself but she wants you to learn from her mistakes. She's one of your favourite people because she is loving, caring and has the ability to cook you so much food that you're worried you'll burst. The perfect way to go. Christmas dinner isn't the same if you have it cooked by anyone but her, and you'll spend the whole day wishing that you were with her instead, your annoyance growing with every lump you find in your mashed potato. She has opened up her home to you and she is always welcoming and completely selfless. It's sort of strange, but when you think about it, she has all of the qualities that you'll ever need in a partner and although it's pretty illegal to actually marry your grandma, she should definitely be the model that you base your search for love on. Thank you nana, for these high expectations that you have set for the whole of mankind to live up to. Regardless of any flaws, we cannot imagine a world without you.
