Howdy, ya'll, welcome to this rooting, tooting article-roony, YEE HAW! So, why don't you pull up a La-Z-Boy, open up a Budwesier, make yourself a double decker sandwich with plenty of cheese, and read through this list of stupid things that Brits thinks about Americans, if of course you can read. If it hasn't already become apparent, I am British, and I have throughout my life expressed a certain number of questionable stererotypes about Americans. In certain cases, we are justified. For example, Americans call us Brits rather than the British. It entails then that instead of calling you Americans, we should just call you Yanks. But I digress. Throughout the course of this article I will examine a number of general concepts that the British have wrongly generalised about the Americans. Furthermore, any British people reading this, although I am intending on exposing the ridiculous accusations directed towards the Americans, don't feel impelled to turn away from these stereotypes if they help you sleep better at night.