William Bradley Pitt. In the maelstrom of human physical perfection, rarely has a single being elicited so much universal awe as this man. Whether youre an admirer of his films, or would simply like him to hold you ever so gently, theres a piece of the Brad Pitt pie for everyone. So to speak. For over twenty years hes been fawned over by legions of male and female fans, propelling the swoonsome hunk of meat into Hollywood sex-lore. Whatever that is. But strictly from a hetero-male perspective, its likely you fall into one of three categories: one is you cant stand the man or his films. Which makes you a liar. Category two is kind of admiring him from afar, bullishly envious of his good looks and ability to make you feel inferior. The final, and probably most common category, is having confusing thoughts every time you see a picture of him with his top off. Whichever way you look at it, its probably safe to say that Brad speaks to the homosexual component in a lot of heterosexual men. More recently, however, a lot of the newsprint about him has focused on his humanitarian work and excellent support of LGBT rights as well as various social and environmental causes. For someone who looks like a debonair sack of sex, thats admirable. And lets not forget his day job either: behind the dreamy eyes, the pearly white smile, the abs Christ, the abs and that chiselled jawline lies someone who can actually act a bit. Hes won some stuff too, most notably a Golden Globe for his portrayal of an absolute nutcase in Twelve Monkeys alongside the useless Bruce Willis - not to mention repeatedly flirting with an Oscar. So hes not just a pretty face. Mainly though, he is. Just look at it. And much like a fine whisky, Helen Mirren or Andrea Pirlos beard, Brad just improves with age. The passage of time has been brilliantly kind to the man and now he looks like hes been carved from pure marble by Michelangelo himself. Which he has. Unfortunately, it isnt possible to have him wrapped in a bow for Christmas this year. So you can instead enjoy ten moments of pure Brad Pitt that made you feel all funny inside.
Chris James Peet says hello. His interests include hoping for the best and sitting in chairs. He much prefers moaning to counting his blessings and suffers fools gladly. He also likes to look out of the window and check what's in the fridge but he hates standing up, dripping taps and reality.