11 Hideous Problems Only People Who Suffer Painful Hangovers Understand

Send help. Call a doctor. Get a priest. Because it really is all over. There is no other feeling quite like drinking yourself to the point where you will be left outside deaths door. You only had 'a few' last night but when all your other friends have these strange superhuman powers to be able to get up and still get on with day-to-day activities well you're the one left curled up in a ball, sobbing and feeling very sorry for yourself. Nobody can understand just how hard it is to be one of the rare poor creatures who just can't hack a hangover. They have no sympathy for you and that is very unfair because you truthfully don't deserve this anymore than others who just want to have a good time. However, any fun comes at a price and that is the older you get the more it attacks. You have tried every potential trick in the book from egg white and sugar, pint of water before bedtime, salted cucumber and yet still nothing seems to work as the agony continues. The Bible even mentions that a little too much partying will hurt the next day as it reads 'Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink' (Isaiah 5:11). If there has never been a cure known to mankind then what chances do you have of survival. Here are just the worst things poor hangover sufferers have to go (putting themselves) through...