11 Reasons To Celebrate Having Big Boobs

Why you should embrace your gift from God.

Katy Perry Boobs The simple truth is that a lot of the time big boobs can be an absolute nightmare: they come with the particular responsibility of always carrying pain relief for your aching backs and the spade that you need for when you go on holiday to dig the holes in the sand so you can lie on your front. There are problems, and there€™s really no getting around but the fact, but when they€™re good, boobs are amazing. They are wondrous things, powerful and awe-inspiring and they can provide endless hours of entertainment. Not only that, but they can win arguments with partners, draw judgemental eyes away from that potbelly that you€™re trying to hide and prop up books you€™re reading in the bath without the dangers of ruinous water damage. And not to mention, your two mountains can make you feel feminine and girly and sexy and you will always remember the reaction of people€™s faces when you reveal your cup size. Yes, there are some cons of having big breasts but we need to embrace the fact that they are also a gift. And here are eleven glorious reasons why€

11. The Almighty Power Of The Cleavage

tumblrtumblrSometimes you play with them, just because you can. Occasionally, it€™s just nice to touch them, if only to remind yourself that they€™re still there. But my, that cleavage! When you look down at the endlessness that is your boobs and think to yourself, €œI look good today,€ there€™s not much can beat it.
 
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