No one ever congratulates you on giving birth to the Antichrist. No one ever talks about it, and they certainly don't post a zillion and one photos of their spawn of Satan on Facebook. It's true - kids say the funniest things - but what about the stuff that paralyses parents in fear and bring them out in cold sweats? Does anyone ever talk about that? You know, when they say things like "Daddy, remember that time we died?" or "Mummy sleep" before pushing her head under the pool... does anyone publicly share these horror stories as much as they shower us with their kid's new shoes and hairdos? Turns out, they do. We all know that little ones tend to soak up words and phrases uttered by adults and use them totally out of context, but sometimes it's impossible to comprehend just what is going on when they start spouting this demonic nightmare fuel. Inspired by this Reddit thread, what follows are the weirdest, most skin-crawling utterances ever made by children. Parents, be sure to sleep with one eye open from now on.
