Reports began circulating in April 2012 that R'n'B singer Usher had been tragically killed in a car crash, an oddly poetic metaphor for his part in subjecting the world to Justin Bieber. Of course, these reports were entirely fabricated, and the singer took to Twitter to dispel them personally, cheekily sneaking in a promo for his new album "Looking 4 Myself" in the process. But what makes his response brilliant is the fact that he decided the best way to prove his still-living-ness was to post a half naked picture of himself looking mean - an emotion zombies are apparently incapable of expressing.
