Life can be difficult and with everything, it's only easy if you know the answers. You're so worried about what everyone else will think of you and when you're trying your hardest to look cool and not stupid, this will be the time when you make a fool out of yourself. You weren't destined for coolness and intelligence, evidently. You'll probably trip over your own feet, fall up the stairs instead of down them and you'll be eating your dinner and not realise that you missed your mouth until four hours later. During these four hours, you've met everyone that you know in your life and they definitely all saw the soup that you slopped down your white shirt. You should just stop wearing white altogether. But don't fret because it isn't just you who thought that the numbers on the toaster were minutes and not temperature; these thoughts are happening all over the world by pretty much everyone. Whenever you drop toast, it'll fall butter first and if that was your last bit of bread, deepest condolences to you and yours. So here are some of the most quotidian, epic fails that you and a lot of other failures experience most days during the week.
