12 Things You Should Never Say To A Flight Attendant

11. You've Made Us Late

"Sorry lady, but you see those passengers who have just arrived on the plane? They're the ones who have made us late, not me. I've actually been in the airport longer than you have." Of course, when there's any delay, this is when passengers will complain and just tell you that you should leave those who are late, behind. This is until they're running late and they're aggressively shouting to anyone who will listen to hold the plane. It's even worse when there's a storm approaching and you have to fly around it. Why do passengers not understand that you can't fly straight through it? And of course, your favourite days at work are when the flights are actually cancelled, and it's all your fault. "Yes ma'am, I do control the weather, and today, I wanted to make it rain, just for you."
Contributor

Lover of Tolkien's world, Harry Potter and baked goods. A camel once put his head on my shoulder and it was the best day ever. sara@whatculture.com