14 Harry Potter Quotes Made Hilarious By Changing 'Wand' Into 'Willy'

10. Harry Loses It

"A reckless rage had come over Harry. He kicked his trunk open, pulled out his willy, and pointed it at Uncle Vernon."

9. So That's How Edward Cullen Got His Sparkle

"Cedric Diggory emerged in his entirety from the end of Voldemort's willy, as though it was squeezing its self out of a very narrow tunnel."

8. Lily's First Willy

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first willy. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice willy for charm work. Your father, on the other hand, favoured a mahogany willy. Eleven inches. "

7. Caught In The Act

"Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."
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