14 Things To Prepare For If You Date A Girl With Big Boobs

They're a bonus, not a necessity.

So you're going out with a girl but for some bizarre reason, the first time that you met her, you never realised just how big her boobs were - and we're talking more than a handful here. Maybe it's because you were a little bit drunk or she was wearing a baggy jumper. Regardless, you're now deciding how it's best to address these two elephants in the room. But don't worry, this isn't the first time that this will have happened to her. You need to remain a gentleman and continue staring into her eyes (no matter how hard it is to drop your gaze six inches) and then wait until she brings it up. If she's confident, she'll probably just say "I have big boobs. Are you ok with that?" To which you reply with gasps, splutters and eventually force out a feminine "yep." If you didn't already know this, sometimes it can be difficult for girls to carry around a tonne of weight on their chests, so some sympathy is much appreciated. If she needs you to walk behind her whilst cupping and holding up her breasts, then you're just going to have to take one for the team and get on with it. Dating a girl with a big chest will be an experience that many men will enjoy, but be warned, there are going to be some surprises along the way. It isn't uncommon to get a black eye from a boob to the face, just saying...
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