14 Things To Prepare For If You Date A Girl With Big Boobs

14. It's Okay To Motorboat, But Only If You Ask First

You can't just go straight in for a motorboat, that's just rude. Let's face it, the temptation is going to be there and you won't be the first person to have done it before. But they're her boobs, and you'll be seriously invading her personal space, so only do it once you've found out that she's cool with it and you two are alone. The only time it's ever acceptable for her to be motorboated in public if when she's a bit tipsy and it's from her best girl friend.
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