15 Most Brutally Honest Notes Written By Children

Out of the mouth of babes... comes scathing sarcasm! Who taught you that?!

Sad Your Living There's an old saying that there are only three people on Earth who tell the truth: drunks, people who are incredibly angry, and children. Heck, there was even a television show devoted solely to making kids say embarrassing things about their family. Children have a complete ignorance of social norms and basically have no filter when it comes to speaking their minds. It is this lack of censorship that makes them the best source of comedy when it comes to the written word. While most authors want to craft a long joke or play on words, children opt for complete and total honesty. If it is true that children are our future, then our future is going to be inappropriate, politically incorrect, and shockingly funny. These kids are our future doctors, lawyers, teachers, and (not surprisingly) our politicians. However, these notes might be the best form of birth control out there. While yes, children can be cute and cuddly, they can also hold grudges worse than any ex-girlfriend, insult you worse than any bully could, and rip your heart out like your high school crush. In short, kids are brutal, honest, and hilarious. That is why we've put together this list of the funniest notes that children have written...

15. The Tooth Fairy

Listen Tooth Fairy, times are tough and are you still giving out quarters? It's the 21st century.

14. Dad, You're Awesome But Mom Holds Grudges

It sounds like Mom needs to start stocking the refrigerator with more ice cream when the kids are over.

13. Buckets Of Tears

Now this girl knows what a guilt trip is all about. Bravo, young lady.

12. "I Am God"

Are we sure this wasn't a homework assignment to 8 year old Kanye West?

11. Short And To The Point

If I were Valerie, I'd probably keep my distance.

10. Multiple Choice Turns Into An Essay

Hey, at least there's an honest woman still out there.
 
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