15 Problems Only Bald Men Will Understand

Baldness - it's crap.

Here's a fact for you: nearly half of the men in the world suffer from some form of hair loss. It's generally accepted that it's something the vast majority of males will have to endure at some point in their life. Incredibly, a massive 80% of men who reach 80 years-old will suffer from some level of baldness. Yet for something that is so prevalent, it carries with it an awful lot of problems that only those who suffer from hair loss can understand. Unfortunately, baldness - much like the common cold - still doesn't have a 'cure'. If there was ever a simple lotion invented that could be rubbed onto a smooth head and produce luscious locks, it would surely take over from viagra as the most appreciated medical discovery for men in the last 20 years. And someone would be very, very rich. Many males - particularly those with baldness in the family - will likely claim they are unaffected at the prospect of losing their hair, not realising the problems that arise when a person becomes a 'brother of the scalp'. It's not just your general appearance that has to be taken into consideration, there's also a myriad of other issues that arise once your hair decides it would be happier occupying other parts of your body. So for all those men with a full head of hair, looking at their bald fathers with a sense of dread - or even perhaps acceptance - here's fifteen problems you may have to face one day.
 
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Lover of all things PC. A fan of inserting indelible ink into the dermis layer of the skin. Remembers when 'geek' was an insult. Still passionately believes Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines was the greatest game ever made.