16 Problems Only People From Madison Wisconsin Will Understand

15. You Forgot To Actually Watch The Mallard's Baseball Game...Again

You understand that there was a baseball game being played, but all you remember is how good that specialty brat tasted and how thorough the beer selection was. To be fair, though, when you spend $30 on a ticket to the Duck Blind, which promises several innings of all you can eat and drink, there's just not enough time to focus on much of anything besides what you're currently stuffing into your face and what you're about to be stuffing into your face.
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