21 Excruciating Problems Only Grammar Nazis Will Understand

14. Reading Up On Anything Historical

Word Ends In 'S' Meme The use of apostrophes when talking about decades past is all but universal, and it€™s almost always grammatically incorrect. €œAs a child of the 80€™s, I grew up on John Hughes, Back to the Future, and Die Hard.€ €œIn American history, the 1920€™s are best known as a period of unprecedented prosperity, with the Jazz Age of The Great Gatsby epitomising the flow of wealth at the time.€ €œFreddie Mercury was the greatest singer to emerge in the 1970€™s.€ There€™s just no need. Stop it. Bonus points: Writers using an apostrophe when contracting a decade, rather than an inverted comma facing the opposite direction, especially in text that is typed rather than handwritten.

13. Knowing The Difference Between Nouns And Verbs

Modern Family - Never Alone When You Have Books Gif Gif One of the finer points of the English language is the difference in spelling when certain nouns become verbs. €˜Practice€™ becomes €˜practise€™, €˜licence€™ become €˜license€™, and so on and so forth. American English pretty much forgoes the difference altogether €“ €˜practice€™ remains €˜practice€™, whether it€™s a noun or verb €“ but British English maintains the practice, whether it€™s upheld in everyday language or not. When a British person, then, writes something along the lines of, €œWe going to practice our synchronised swimming until the cows come home,€ then there€™s a problem, and out comes the red pen. Things to look out for: €˜Practise€™ vs. €˜Practice€™, €˜License€™ vs. €˜Licence€™, 'Affect' vs 'Effect' (although 'effect' can also be a verb, so extra care's got to be taken there).

12. €˜Pronounciation€™

Zoolander - Crazy Pills Gif Gif One of the biggest pet peeves for any grammar Nazi is the (not real) word, €˜pronounciation€™. It€™s just not a word. That€™s not how you spell it, and it€™s certainly not how you pronounce it. When €˜pronounce€™ is turned into a noun, the €˜u€™ is of course omitted €“ €˜pronunciation€™ €“ and the pronunciation of the word changes to reflect that omission.

11. The Use Of So-Called €˜Irony€™

Emma Stone Become A Gif Gif €œThat€™s so ironic." Is it, though? Is it? People ought to be a little more careful in their use of the word €˜irony€™. Definitions vary wildly, but one thing that is generally agreed is that it€™s when something happens that is opposite, or at least contrary, to expectations. When translated into a verbal context, therefore, it€™s when underlying meaning differs to (and/or is opposite to) what€™s superficially said. Most importantly, it€™s not just coincidence. €œOn his way to work, James stepped in a puddle wearing his brand new shoes.€ Bad luck? Yes. Ironic? Not a chance. Something to bear in mind: €˜Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit€™ is just not true. People who say so either don€™t know their comedy, or (best case scenario) are being sarcastic themselves.
 
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