23 Problems Only Girls With Big Bottoms Will Understand

I didn't choose the big booty life, the big booty life chose me.

Nicki Minaj Bum Wiggle Gif Gif Whether you are naturally blessed with a big derriere or you spent most of your time at the squat rack, you should embrace the body that you have; however, that doesn't mean to say that life isn't going to be easy just because you're happy with your body. Although there will be grumbles from your flat-bottomed friends who can't understand what it's like to have buns as big as yours, having a big bum isn't all sunshine and unicorns. There are many issues that come with the responsibility of owning a larger rump than most which can include unwanted male attention, tears in the changing rooms and having your own orbit. All can lead to you having a bad day and cursing your ability to squat so much. Let us all take a moment of appreciation for the big bums of the world but also let us understand the struggles of owning such junk in those trunks. Online shopping becomes a game of chance, clothes will become automatically sexualised as they stretch over your curves and your bum and you can't borrow your friend's clothes because they simply don't fit and you're mortified when you give them back and you've stretched them into an unwearable state. Similarly to being blessed with big boobs, having a big rear end is both a gift as well as a curse...

23. The Struggle To Find Jeans That Fit

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People who claim to have a big bum and a small waist and say that they have found jeans that fit them perfectly are lying as those jeans are a myth. Whether you're pear-shaped or have an hourglass figure, your bottom is bigger than your waist so your jeans are always really baggy on the top and insanely tight on your bum and hips. Shopping for jeans is never going to be a pleasurable experience but unfortunately, jogging bottoms are not a fashionable alternative. Unless you're willing to pay for each pair of jeans to be taken in and altered then you'll have to make do with a belt and hope that that the material doesn't become too strained and splits right down your backside...
 
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