23 Problems Only Girls With Big Bottoms Will Understand
I didn't choose the big booty life, the big booty life chose me.
Whether you are naturally blessed with a big derriere or you spent most of your time at the squat rack, you should embrace the body that you have; however, that doesn't mean to say that life isn't going to be easy just because you're happy with your body. Although there will be grumbles from your flat-bottomed friends who can't understand what it's like to have buns as big as yours, having a big bum isn't all sunshine and unicorns. There are many issues that come with the responsibility of owning a larger rump than most which can include unwanted male attention, tears in the changing rooms and having your own orbit. All can lead to you having a bad day and cursing your ability to squat so much. Let us all take a moment of appreciation for the big bums of the world but also let us understand the struggles of owning such junk in those trunks. Online shopping becomes a game of chance, clothes will become automatically sexualised as they stretch over your curves and your bum and you can't borrow your friend's clothes because they simply don't fit and you're mortified when you give them back and you've stretched them into an unwearable state. Similarly to being blessed with big boobs, having a big rear end is both a gift as well as a curse...