9. Who Says Santa Is White?
Right off the bat, let's get the overtly-racist jumper out of the way first. Seriously, who thinks this is tasteful? Humour is one thing, but is there really any need to give Santa Claus the most offensive-looking racial treatment since those minstrels from TV in the 1970's? If you're comfortable walking around with this, you better have a good excuse lined up! Besides, Santa doesn't even look of black heritage, he just looks strange. If you ignore the beard, this looks like a small octopus wondering where the hell that oh-so-promising modelling career went to.