10 Most Mind Numbingly Stupid Alternative Medicines

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Some people will believe anything, it would seem.

The popularity of "Alternative Medicine" is testament to the fact that most people seem to think that they know best. Unwilling to believe the overwhelming evidence from a community of scientists, researchers and doctors with qualifications and experience coming out of their ears, there are a lot of people out there who would rather believe that chewing on a root cured their grandma of cataracts.

Alternative therapies range from the slightly nutty but mostly harmless, to the totally insane and actually dangerous. Most of the time it will just consist of a slightly dotty "therapist" who is just wild about cleansing auras and arranging crystals, but sometimes it can take a pretty dark turn. 

If you're lucky, you'll just get charged an arm and a leg for some useless pills, but some therapies such as regular coffee enemas (ew), black salve (a cancer treatment which causes severe disfiguration), trepanning (drilling a hole in the skull) and blood letting (ouch) will actually cause you a lot of harm.

Whilst it's not clear why so many people go in for unproven, ineffective and downright dangerous treatments, it's pretty telling of the deep suspicion in wich we as a society hold science and medicine.

Just, do us a favour, don't try any of these at home.

10. Vega Testing

The Vega Test is an alternative therapy that is supposed to reveal which foods and other substances a subject is allergic to.

According to its proponents, the Vega machine can test for over 120 different substances using a "bio-electronic analyzer which measures the body’s electrical resistance to these substances". It apparently works by sending an electrical current through the body through two electrodes, one held in the hand of the patient, one applied to the practitioner.

Some of you may have noticed that this simply doesn't make any sense at all. There is literally no evidence to suggest that your body's resistance to an electrical current has anything to do with your food intolerances, why would it? In fact, the number that is shown on the machine's readout is actually caused by the amount of pressure with which the practitioner applies the electrode to the skin.

More often than not, the people who undergo these tests will come away with a diagnosis of well over 20 different food intolerances as well as (and here's the crucial part) a long list of recommendations for vitamin and mineral supplements, plus homeopathic remedies, that they should be taking, all of which can be purchased from the clinic itself.

This therapy has literally no scientific basis and is mostly riding on the inexplicable fashion for food intolerances that have popped up in recent years (like, since when did it become cool to have chronic gastritis whenever you eat wheat?) and is simply a way of robbing the sick and the gullible without them ever knowing it.

 
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