What should have been a stunning blue-and-red Battenburg in the mould of Bristol Rovers is instead a very mundane plain shirt. Frankly, it's an unforgivable way for the Canal Men to mark their first ever World Cup finals appearance.
Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, despairing over Middlesbrough FC, and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know).
He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.