Premier League 2018/19 - Every Home Kit Ranked

20. Tottenham Hotspur

Nike Football

Spurs are moving into a brand new stadium this season, leaving White Hart Lane behind after 118 years of tenancy. To celebrate, their new kit - modeled here by's own Adam Clery - recreates that 'blue-pen-left-in-the-breast-pocket-during-the-wash' look. It's fair to say the effect is quite, quite bad.

Editorial Team
Editorial Team

Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.