Level One
Forfeit: Take a drink of your long drink.Newcastle Sign Someone Who Speaks French ...Minutes after QPR lodge a bid, having followed their activity on Sky Sports News.
The Sky Sports Ticker Tape Goes YellowA Deal Is CompletedJim White Is Seen On Screen Before His Shift Begins ...Probably on his phone, clutching a brief case, containing nothing more than an apple.
A Reporter Has Absolutely Nothing To Report ...Extra swig if they suggest the window isn't going to be as highly-entertaining as Jim White has been shouting about all day.
Harry Redknapp Is Interviewed Through His Car WindowA Twitter ITK Reveals A Player Is At A Hotel Near Their New Club... ...They're probably not.
Michael Owen Is Linked With A Move To A Club Much Better Than He Currently Is ...Like Dagenham & Redbridge, or Gloucester U8s. Next click for the next level...