Transfer Deadline Day Drinking Game

Level Two

Forfeit: 1 ShotHarry Redknapp Mentions A Release Clause In Someone's Contract ...Extra swig if it turns out it's his own, and he says it with desperation in his eyes. Jim White Pretends To Receive A Text Message Or Phone Call While On AirA Player Claims They Needed A New Challenge, When They Really Mean More MoneySky Sports Pretends To Be Interested In A Deal Involving Two Non-Premier League ClubsAnyone Mentions Arsenal's Transfer Policy, As If They Still Only Buy World Class YoungstersA Website Completely Fabricates A Transfer Story Out Of Thin AirA Rowdy Group Of Fans Shout Louder Than A TV ReporterAlan Pardew Uses The Phrases €œOver The Line€

Level Three

loic remyForfeit: 2 ShotsA Player Claims To Have Moved For Footballing Reasons, When They Really Mean More MoneyAn Over-Excited Fan Swears Live On ScreenA Major News Source Reports Something Based On A Fake Twitter AccountJim White's Phone Rings While He's Pretending To Be On ItSomeone Mentions Using A Fax Machine, As If It's 1984Joey Barton Announces A Move On Twitter Before Anyone Knows About ItA Deal Everyone Thought Dead Miraculously Goes ThroughHarry Redknapp Claims To Not Know Anything About Any Incoming Deals Next click for the final levels...
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