It's been three years since the last episode of The Office aired and you still can't get enough of Dwight Schrute. Rainn Wilson's character centers around bears, beets and Battlestar Galactica, and even if you have no idea what a beet actually is, you associate it only with Dwight. As the seasons developed, your love for Dwight continued to grow to such extremes that you didn't think was possible to adore a fictional character. Even though he was the annoying antagonist to Jim, he had a heart of pure gold and his Jackie Chan impression is on point, as is his wardrobe. He inspires you to get an office job if you don't have one already, and even if you do, you'll probably be praying that someone will put your stapler in some jelly, have some scary cat lady fall in love with you, all so that you can have your fairytale ending and dream job. So here they are, some of the funniest lines delivered by everyone's favourite Assistant to the Regional Manager.
18. Imagine...
"Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?"
