8 Bizarre TV Pilots That Were Doomed To Fail

2. Wishman

The first problem with Wishman is that its €œlovable protagonist€ is in actual fact terrifying. Those are not the eyes of an adorable genetically engineered baby (is it even possible to make the words €œadorable€ and €œgenetically engineered€ fit together in the same sentence?). They're the eyes of a psychopathic killer. The story centres on a scientist who steals €œthe beast€ (yeah, they actually refer to Wishman as a beast, yet ask us to love him) because he feels bad that it's about to be murdered and dissected for research purposes. Wishman starred Linda Hamilton (of Terminator fame) as the scientist's wife, and quite frankly she dodged a very weird bullet when it was cancelled. The trailer features the line: €œMan, if my dog looked like that, I'd shoot it.€ It's supposed to evoke sympathy. All it does is evoke empathy for the person saying it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at4TWrBy8og
 
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