Irish Reality Television star Danielle Marr became the first housemate to be evicted in the latest edition of Celebrity Big Brother. Marr - who made her name (apparently) on a show about Irish Housewives - faced stiff competition from boring but likeable Ron 'I'm not racist' Atkinson and Vicky Entwistle who the world knows better as Janice Battersby after being nominated to go by the 'Cult of Celebrity' house mates Sophie Anderton, Louis Spence and Lauren Harries. It became apparent Ms Marr may be first to face the chop after crowds waiting outside the house began chanting "Get Danielle out". Despite doing very little in the house (which is saying something) the Irish celebrity proved extremely unpopular with fans of the show and was greeted upon her eviction by a chorus of boos. Despite fears of how she would be remembered for her time in the house and insisting she did not want to leave Marr told CBB's smoking hot presenter Emma Willis:
'It's fine now I'm out, It seems ages ago since the first night and today I was getting sick of it.'
As a prize for surviving - if you can call it that - Ron and Vicky were given the chance to publicly announce who they wanted to put forward for the public vote ahead of this Friday's live eviction. After boring us all with the predictable "Can I vote for myself" bullsh*t Ron took it upon himself to nominate drop dead gorgeous (ahem) Lauren Harries before changing his mind and opting for all singing all dancing Louis Spensh ... I mean Spence. Typically Spence is playing the usual Big Brother role of the person who hates being there and really wants to go home, even though they'll die inside if they don't win. Additional nominations will still take place to see who joins Louis on the chopping board this Friday but for now, with Danielle gone, the Celebrity Big Brother house has one less order of Botox to provide.
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