Game Of Thrones: 10 Things To Do While Waiting For Season 4
If nothing else, this article will fill 10 minutes of your time before March 30th rolls around!
Like a lot (most? some?) of you, I've been at a loss since the third season of Game of Thrones ended. In my darkest moments, I've found myself wandering around muttering "Hodor" and craving pork sausage. Sure, I tried to fill the void by training a "raven" (our pet guinea pig, Nibbles) to carry messages and I even polished "dragonglass" (my bathroom mirror) in preparation for any chance encounters with White Walkers. However, I met with only limited success: for her part, Nibbles just chewed up the pieces of paper on which I had scrawled urgent missives to my roommate ("Remember to replace the roll of toilet paper if you use it up!!!" and "Did you eat my Chinese take out leftovers???"). On the plus side, my bathroom mirror has never looked better. While waiting, waiting, waiting for season four of the show to begin, I got to thinking about my favorite characters and wondering what they might be doing in my place. Would Tyrion Lannister remain silent in the supermarket express checkout line after noting that the number of items the customer in front of him had placed on the conveyer belt exceeds the posted limit? No, he'd make some biting comment like, "You don't have to be the Master of the Coin to understand that twenty-one items is not equal to fifteen!" Actually, he'd think of something much more clever than that, but you get where I'm going with this: how would my life be different if I behaved like the denizens of Westeros? If nothing else, considering the possibilities would give me something to do while I wait for season four.