Game Of Thrones Season 7: 15 Best Internet Reactions To 'Eastwatch'

A Suicide Squad, babies and the return of Tormund Giant BAE.

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Head stopped spinning yet? Brain starting to catch up with the library of revelations and hints dropped in the most fast-paced, story-filled episode of Game Of Thrones yet? Of course it hasn't, but at least you can start to pick through the wreckage while you're still totally hyperactive from that ending.

That was, without a shadow of a doubt the best prologue episode to a great episode that there has ever been. In itself it was packed with exposition, the unravelling of mysteries and fan theories and great reunions and unions of characters, but thanks to that Dirty Dozen/Suicide Squad team-up at the end, the world of Thrones is poised to leap out into a void so exciting that it's almost worth just hibernating for a week and forgetting about having to adult until it returns.

The episode had everything, jokes about erections, jokes about poop diaries and more delicious uses of the word "c*nt" (well, Bronn was in it). It had Gendry, a Lannister reunion, Bran finally sending Jon a raven and more problematic but exhilarating flirting between Jon and Dany, as well as between Jon and Dany. You'll never see any scene between a man and a massive nostril that competes with more erotic that was.

And naturally, thanks to a healthy dose of fan service and those huge reveals (not to mention the end), the episode was like catnip to the fans, who took to the Internet immediately to celebrate.

Here's how the Thrones online community saw it...

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