How I Met Your Mother: Ranking All Ted’s Love Interests From Worst To Best

28. Becky

Boats, boats, boats! Ted was a sophisticated, educated and charming gentleman. The childlike, annoying Becky was everything that he was not looking for in his soulmate.

She escaped from Barney’s bimbo closet and grasped onto Ted. It was a mark of how desperate that he was in the later seasons that Ted would stoop to Becky’s level.

27. Ashlee

An exciting and mysterious stranger that Ted hooked up with in season three’s No Tomorrow, Ashlee was clearly not wife material for one simple reason; she was already married.

That she made out with Ted while he was acting like a drunken tool for a St Patrick’s Day experiment with Barney, is a double indictment on just what a bad egg this woman was.