Rating: 




A steaming pile of “meh”.
It’s fascinating to look back at the first episode of Miracle Day and realize how much potential there was. It’s depressing to look at the last episode and realize exactly where we ended up.
Our story concludes with Jack (John Barrowman), Gwen (Eve Myles), and Danes (Bill Pullman), in Shanghai following a trail from Jack’s blood, which seems to be homing in on the Blessing. Meantime, Rex (Mekhi Phifer), and Esther (Alexis Havins), are in Buenos Ares, trying to track down the other side of the Blessing. And back in Wales, Rhys (Kai Owen), is trying to track down Gwen’s dad before he’s burned.
Let’s start with Rhys. He’s able to get into the camp where Gwen’s dad is located pretty easily. He has some last words for the old man (who is still unconscious), and engages in some phone time with Gwen. The scenes of her dealing with the fact that the best-case scenario involves her dad dying are some of the best of this show.
In Argentina, Rex and Esther are all ready to launch an assault on the building where the Blessing is located. The Families, of course, have their mole in the CIA and she knows someone who is apparently willing to die and kill a lot of other people in order to prevent Rex and Esther from reaching the Blessing. When that plan doesn’t go exactly as she’d hoped, our two CIA friends are able to get into the building.
And in China, Jack and company have a merry time prancing through the building where that end of the Blessing is, cheerfully snapping many necks along the way until Danes points out that isn’t exactly a moral way to do things. Yes, he was the moral compass for a scene. Our crew puts their heads together and end up going down the Blessing with Danes wearing a suicide vest, and boy, is he happy to see Jilly (Lauren Ambrose), is there for the fun.
Once everyone is in place at both sides of the Blessing, they… talk. A lot. Extensively. They threaten, they exposit, they bluff, and I snore. No one’s actions make any real sense (for example, is it just me, or couldn’t they guy in Argentina have had his guards just grab hold of Rex and keep him from doing anything?), the explanation for what the Blessing is, is very unclear, and the Families motivations for what they are doing make no sense. Apparently they’re trying to take over the world, or something, but I didn’t get exactly why.
Not to mention the fact that the eventual resolution to the problem is, on the China end, predictable, and on the Argentina end stretches credibility to the breaking point (really? Deus ex sanguina? Really?). Then there’s the fact that something happens to Rex, we see him recover from it, and then something similar happens later, we see him recover from that and it’s treated like a great revelation.
As if that wasn’t enough, we have Danes and Kitzinger. Ah, yes. Two characters who both had a great deal of potential, especially Danes. But neither was used well, and both could have been edited out of the entire series without changing the plot at all. Plus Danes’ final scene really annoyed me. Murders and child molesters, contrary to popular belief, don’t generally revel in their crimes. In the final scenes Danes became about as one-dimensional as any villain I’ve seen on screen.
Then as icing on the cake, we have the finale where we learn that nothing’s really changed, there aren’t any real consequences for the Familes, almost everyone on the good guy side is worse off than they were at the start, and that magically the Earth, which had apparently been on the brink of absolute chaos, is suddenly back to normal again.
I don’t know. There’s so many places where it seems like this series could have really been better. First off, it should have been, at most, eight episodes, not ten. Second, they shouldn’t have offed Doctor Juarez, since she was one of the few really interesting characters. Esther’s character was really poorly written and probably should have been left on the cutting room floor, as should Danes and Kitzinger.
I think fundamentally the problem with the show is that it lacked focus, and that really becomes visible at the end. It’s almost like they started filming the first episode without knowing how the last was going to end. I hope that wasn’t the case, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was.
Now all of the complaints aside, I didn’t hate this series. I think it was about as good as series one and two of Torchwood, which is to say fairly mediocre. But after Children of Earth I’d come to expect so very much more, and I’m really disappointed we didn’t get it.
If they do another series it will, hopefully, be a return to what has made the show great. But I’m not holding my breath.
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33 Comments
Mate, i do not care how much you get paid… but you my friend are a steaming pile of meh… your review of this seasons release of torchwood was dry and placid. You are officially a moron and have no understanding of the series, or the understanding of how torchwood was from the very beginning and how it all started.
My main problem with the ‘review’ is that he missed some very important parts and didn’t have a clue how Rhys got into the camps. The whole article is a bit crap.
The problem with long one topic series of torchwood is that they just do not make sense. I admit you have to buy into certain elements of sci fi and we do, but can you imagine a situation of this magnitude happening in the world of torchwood, having the time span that this has had and the DOCTOR not getting involved ?????
To me this is why torchwood mini series don’t work, they should stick to what they do best which is dealing with different mini threats on a 1 to 1 basis and if they had to go to the USA because the had dealt with cardiff then so be it.
Agreed on pretty much all counts. So much wasted potential, and if they were going to keep one of the Americans, I really wish it could’ve been the smart, quippy, Hispanic woman doctor. Guess Starz would rather keep the female characters confined to slackjawed femmes fatale and junior analyst damsels in distress (I’m surprised they didn’t kill off Gwen).
RTD will never ever kill Gwen. Really there’s no tension there. NEVER gonna happen
I would not like if they kill Gwen to get her off the show. I think they should have her care about her baby for once and think of her self instead of jack for once in her life. She needs to go but not by killing her there is enough death with that show already. She should go home and only return if jack really needs her.
Well said.
*appluads*
totally agree. the first few episodes of torchwoods were awesome, intertwined with mystery, unepected shocks and great character development…however the last few episodes feel like they have been going nowhere, just repeating the same things again and again
oh and to yee people who have feel the need to scream because they dont agree with the article…calm down. this is just one persons opinion, and they wernt forcing you to read this article.
This review was totally on point. It unfortunately reminded me of the Lost finale, a potentially epic story that denigrated into a bad “Indiana Jones” ending. At least with “Indy” you knew what to expect. All the “Third Reich” stuff with the ovens was ludicrous and incredulous. Children of Earth set a high standard but this was an unfocused waste of time and talent.
I mostly agree with you, episodes 1 & 2 and episodes 5 & 6 coul’ve been compressed to single episodes without changing much. I think that the series had the potential to surpass Childern of Earth but failed to properly take advantage of them. Instead we are left with a mediocre mash of averageness. It’s the best of Childern of Earth meets the worst of series 1 and succeeds in combining them together to make a averege series.
You are right on
What an absolutely awful review…
A quibble with Danes: while he was getting the gumption to blow himself up he was being ironic. The irony that he was executing himself under his own control for crimes in the face of the Blessing for which he had no control was not lost on him, and he was celebrating in it, for in a way he was finally free. I know this might be lost on Americans who think everyone has complete control over themselves but perhaps this was a BBC dig at that rather unfortunate assumption.
You know, I hadn’t considered that he might have been psyching himself up to press the button. I can see how that might have been the case! Thanks for pointing that out. :) I still contend his character was wasted, but your observation makes that last scene at least a bit more interesting.
AMEN!!!!!
as i understand the ending wasnt even written when they were half way through filming…so your comment of started filming without knowing how it was going to end is in fact unfortunately true!
Sigh. Yes, I agree that Children of Earth really raised the bar. Part of the disappointment with Miracle Day has to do with the great hopes they raised last season. If the reveal of what the miracle actually was had been satisfying, it would have gone a long way towards redeeming the rest of the season, but, for me, the reveal fizzled. Gwen even says, ‘you don’t know what the heck it is, do you?’ I felt like she was talking to the writers.
I believe you are being overly critical of a really fun series. Some of your comments make me wonder if your really watched it closely. This was just the end of the first chapter. When the series deals with such paranormal activities as everlasting life and world domination through manipulation of an eerie, unexplainable phenomenon that seems to be, in essence, evidence that the earth itself is a living organism, you can’t try to dissect it and have all the answers. You don’t really know if any of the people who died are really dead. Anything can happen on this show and the actors seem to be having a really great time. Don’t over analyze it. Just stay tuned. Instant gratification is not what the story is about.
I loved the show! But then again I love Dr. Who. This is just a fun show and yes I did ask myself why didn’t they do this or that. But, it is based on a series that deals with sci fi…and.sometimes the truth is never found!! loved it! thought it was intriguing to find out the life of the HEAD of Boe!! fun fun.. Hope they come up with some cool stories next season.. Especially with REX!!
Did see the series!!? Really!!??
If they ever do another season it will be a given that Gwen and Jack will be there at the end.. answer me this Rusty.. where is the ”Drama” in that , killing off the fodder well ho hum….
It’s funny. I found myself watching the finale and was thinking, I miss the weevils. Then I realized that it just doesn’t feel like Torchwood anymore. Where are the alien’s? Where’s the alien tech (besides the contacts)? First they killed off Tosh and Owen, and just when I was starting to get over that loss they killed of Ianto, which I am still not over. Then they decide to move the setting of the show to (mainly) the US. I guess I could deal with the setting change, but there was not one alien the whole series. I’m all for character development, and the human story, but that’s along with kicking some alien butt. So, even though Jack and Gwen still called themselves Torchwood, are they really? It doesn’t feel the same at all.
Meh is a good enough comment for the ending. Remember Jack is suppose to be the “Face of Boe”. So we have two faces now?? So are we to assume they found Gaia and buried it?? I just don’t like the direction they are going. If the series were to end I would not be disappointed…
I agree!I, too, am not wondering about the whole Face of Boe bit.
You know, I always figured Jack was just screwing with the Doctor when he did that whole Face of Boe business. I suppose it’s not impossible that he becomes that down the line, but I do think it’s unlikely.
Well, maybe that explains the dreadlocks in the Face of Boe!
Captain Jack is apart of the Doctor Whoiverse so him dying was never an option to true fans of DW and TW. I’d think that the guy writing this review doesn’t know much of the show before Starz.. I thought the series fit right in with everything else and in fact was maybe a bit too simplified for the American audience. And I am American lol. We are used to Weevils and resurrection gloves and the like so the blessing made sense. The flow of the plot made sense. The fact that the good guys lost alot is always apart of Torchwood and Doctor Who. It’s the consequences and choices these heroes make that only true fans would get. I even began to like Rex at the end. I was sad the blonde died. But I was also sad about Tosh and Owen and Ianto and the 12 kids and so on and so on. Torchwood is what it is and i cant wait to see what RT cooks up for the next series.
The problem with long one topic series of torchwood is that they just do not make sense. I admit you have to buy into certain elements of sci fi and we do, but can you imagine a situation of this magnitude happening in the world of torchwood, having the time span that this has had and the DOCTOR not getting involved ?????
To me this is why torchwood mini series don’t work, they should stick to what they do best which is dealing with different mini threats on a 1 to 1 basis and if they had to go to the USA because the had dealt with cardiff then so be it.
Miracle Day concluded well I think and I hope we see a season 5 of Torchwood. It’s still better TV than 90% of what’s out there…strip away the reality/singing TV shows, and the 10 to the dozen cop shows, and what are you left with?
I think continuity with Who is going to go down the toilet which is unfortunate, but maybe it’s time to just break that cord anyway, otherwise everyone will just complain about how it doesn’t fit with DW’s mythology.
Yes, I agree it could have made a much more satisfying 5 parter, and I believe a decent editor could take what’s here and sharpen it up into a tight story which more people would have enjoyed. Despite that though, it had strong ideas, and elements, well thought out ramifications and actions from the protagonists, and the conclusion ended in a satisfying cliffhanger.
The other seasons of TW weren’t perfect either, and I’m at a loss as to why Children of Earth is put on some sort of pedestal of excellence. I enjoyed it, sure, but not any more that any other Torchwood incarnation.
I’m mostly upset with Rex being immortal. They can’t just let that drop and never mention it again can they? Go on with S5 as if it never happened? Do they know they can get Mekhi Phifer for the next series? Miracle Day was the low point of the series and now they are tied to one of its least interesting character in Rex Matheson. Yuck.
This was a wasted season. AND despite what some people are arguing, Miracle Day had NOTHING to do with the Torchwood that had been created in the first 3 seasons. It’s not even the same show. This season had a good first episode that introduced an interesting premise, then 8 episodes being a bad rip off of 24, followed by a dull finale that leaves me questioning whether I’d bother to watch another series. There was no point to even calling this Torchwood. It was a terrible 24 knock off with a barely noticeable sci-fi twist
Just one of a multitude of niggles I had with this series – surely if The Blessing ran in a straight line through the centre of the Earth the observer should have been looking down at it, rather than across to it? From their viewpoints in Shanghai/Buenos Aires, the rock and gap in between appears just like a massive underground mountain, which would need to circle the whole planet to reach the other side – as opposed to a hole in the ground, which would eventually reach the opposite side whilst keeping to a straight line.
This season was so disappointing that part of me hopes that the show dies a merciful death.
But if it doesn’t, here are my 5 wishes for any future series:
http://theoncominghope.blogspot.com/2011/09/5-things-i-like-to-see-on-next.html