20 Funniest Lines In Breaking Bad

Even Walt can do a funny.

Breaking Bad may seem long gone, but it's legacy is one of pure drama, golden television, and among the swathes of death, drugs, corruption and despair, there's even a surprising gap for humour. Albuquerque and the whole world AMC created around it feels like the next location for the a Grand Theft Auto game, with a whole range of characters like Saul or Tuco fitting the (crazy) bill, and a definite air of the dark, twisted humour that made Rockstar's mega franchise so successful. It's certainly not a laugh-a-minute show, but that's why the rare piece of wit is projected to become even more entertaining. It's desperately needed to keep us from sitting alone in a darkened room for hours after each episode thoroughly depressed, because let's face it, there's not a whole lot to be joyful about. So here's just a handful of the greatest lines from Breaking Bad, bitch...

20. The One About The Nerdiest Old Dude

"'Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal?' Please. I'd ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn't fit in the RV." - Jesse Pinkman

Season 1, Episode 2.

One of the very first moments of conflict during Walt and Jesse's partnership saw the latter come up with a brilliant rant.

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