10 Absurd Things The Rock Threatened To Stick Up Your Candy Ass

9. Undertaker’s 33lb Head

The Rock and The Undertaker made for an interesting rivalry considering their drastically different personas. ‘The People’s Champ’ was a bit of a ham and often made light of situations to receive the adoration of his fans, while ‘The Deadman’ was the complete opposite and preferred to take a more serious route.

While ‘The Phenom’ often called out The Rock for his “nursery rhyme” responses, he was never able to stop them from flowing. Soon, they also detailed Undertaker’s tattoos, as well as the weight of his head.

In one instance, ‘The Great One’ went from his usual shtick of shoving objects up arses to threatening to perform an early version of The Human Centipede: "And then, Big Show, as you're bent over, Undertaker, the Rock says you take your thirty-three pound head, turn that sum-bitch sideways, and stick it straight up Big Show's ass!"

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