10 Genuinely Disturbing WWE Heel Beatdowns

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Heel beatdowns are something of a lost art in modern day WWE. Newer performers seem scared of the heat in comparison to their elder peers, whilst the company itself has seemingly lost the ability (or want) to craft a sense of legitimately frightening menace within their characters.

Villainy is established more by acts of unconvincing unlikability. Characters will moan, or patronisingly gloat, or run away. Stephanie McMahon - the heel - will b*llock one of her kowtowed employees - also often heels - and audiences are expected to blindly hate both the perpetrator and victim of the dressing down without really being given reason to.

Even actual heel turns are often mangled messes of metatextuality in 2018. WWE can't control their audience anymore, and have thus lost the ability to get in front of a crowd with shocks. Babyfaces are rarely supported just as baddies are hardly booed. It creates a vaccum of misplaced emotion on show any times Roman Reigns wrestles. 'The Big Dog' motors through the wrong'uns on Raw but stops for a mammoth moan when he loses clean to bigger and better foes. Like John Cena before him, he's reached a point where a heel turn would only register with those that already hate him - those that would most likely then cheer him for his change in attitude.

These malfunctions ruin what was once a devastating money-drawing device. Bad guys being really f*cking bad guys made the eventual reversal of fortunes all the more rewarding...

10. Mickie James Has Her Cake

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WWE

As evidenced by Alexa Bliss' reclamation of the Raw Women's Title at Money In The Bank 2018, bullies always get to win in WWE in the end regardless of the supposed comeuppance they suffer along the way.

This was sadly the case in February 2010 when Michelle McCool regained the WWE Women's Title from Mickie James a month after losing it in humiliating fashion in a contest that should have been a payoff to the divisive LayCool 'Piggy James' angle.

Both McCool and Layla got their just deserts that night, with the shadow of their horrific attack on the oppressed James still fresh in the mind of the former champion's loyal fanbase. Abusing Mickie for her alleged weight gain (an angle infuriatingly crafted by the company to make that exact point), McCool, Layla and Beth Phoenix assaulted her on the go-home edition of SmackDown with a variety of baked party goods.

The beatdown culminated in Mickie having a pig cake rammed forcibly in her face before then having a full punch bowl tipped over her head as she helplessly wept.

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Michael is a writer, editor, podcaster and presenter for WhatCulture Wrestling, and has been with the organisation over 7 years. He primarily produces written, audio and video content on WWE and AEW, but also provides knowledge and insights on all aspects of the wrestling industry thanks to a passion for it dating back over 30 years. As one third of "The Dadley Boyz", Michael has contributed to the huge rise in popularity of the WhatCulture Wrestling Podcast, earning it top spot in the UK's wrestling podcast charts with well over 50,000,000 total downloads. He has been featured as a wrestling analyst for the Tampa Bay Times and Sports Guys Talking Wrestling, and has covered milestone events in New York, Dallas, Las Vegas, London and Cardiff. Michael's background in media stretches beyond wrestling coverage, with a degree in Journalism from the University Of Sunderland (2:1) and a series of published articles in sports, music and culture magazines The Crack, A Love Supreme and Pilot. When not offering his voice up for daily wrestling podcasts, he can be found losing it singing far too loud watching his favourite bands play live. Follow him on X/Twitter - @MichaelHamflett