Kurt Angle's covert backstage phone calls have attracted more intrigue than almost any other WWE storyline this year, with last week's "I love you" sign-off prompting a plethora of fan theories as to the identity of the person on the other end of the line.
Speculation - that's the fun part. Problem is, we're all experienced enough to know how these mystery angles tend to play out. WWE spends weeks leading us down a blind alley before suddenly hitting us with a curve-ball nobody saw coming - and few really wanted.
In their efforts to go down a route nobody could have foreseen, the results are often far-fetched, kooky and, on occasion, just outright ridiculous. They just can't help themselves it seems.
Honestly, though, who can blame them? Fans these days are just too good at second-guessing their finely-laid plans, and the only way to truly shock a crowd is to do something they'd never, ever expect.
Admit it: you will be disappointed if Angle's mystery... angle ends with the Olympic medallist renewing acquaintances with Stephanie McMahon. We want to be fooled!