10 Reasons Nobody Should Believe A Word Hulk Hogan Says
If his lips are moving, Terry Bollea is lying.
Hulk Hogan is a wrestling icon. A legend of his time - and a legend of mythical proportions in his own mind.
The man who declared he had wrestled 400 days in a calendar year is once again back in the news, following his controversial reinstatement into the WWE Hall of Fame.
Hogan's return into the WWE fold has split opinion, particularly amongst the company's black performers.
Why? Because Hulk Hogan is a racist.
No, he's not...
Yes he is.
In a moment of rare candour Hogan (illegally, granted) cut perhaps his sincerest promo.
I guess we’re all a little racist. F–king n—-r.
While repulsive, one can't help but feel these were among the most honest words Terry Bollea has ever uttered.
Every bit the definition of a pathological liar, Hogan has, regrettably, long been considered an artful worker, merely manipulating truth under the guise of being 'old school'.
As Hulk prepares for his biggest comeback ever, it's impossible to shake the feeling that his boiler-plate apology for accidentally being caught espousing racial hatred is any less dishonest than the myriad of fabrications that he's been responsible for decades.
Here are just 10 reasons to not believe a word Hulk Hogan has to say.
10. WrestleMania III
Hulk Hogan vs. Andre the Giant at WrestleMania III is unquestionably one of the most monumental moments in wrestling history.
Hulk Hogan will be the first one to tell you...
Firstly, it was the only WWE match in history to have been booked without a finish. Yes, that's right, Hulk Hogan went to the ring that night, in the biggest match in WWE history, with no idea if he was going to win the match.
On the other side of the ring stood Andre the Giant, all 550 lbs of him. Well, Andre was actually only 450 lbs, but WWE felt another 100 lb would make the match-up even greater.
Hogan, however, has his own unit of mass, which estimated Andre to be 600 lbs.
You can only imagine Hulk's shock when Andre whispered to him to slam all 600 lbs of him, having no idea he was going to win the match.
The Hulkster has described the sheer multitude of injuries lifting Andre caused him, stating that he tore every single muscle in his back. But, he didn't miss a day's work.
In recent years Hulk has re-calibrated his unit of mass system and approximated that Andre was actually 650 lbs of bread cheese.
Hulk Hogan is still over 300lbs of bull s**t