10 Things WWE Superstars Need This Christmas

10. Roman Reigns - A Friends Boxset

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There's nothing more soul-destroying than being lonely come Christmas. Sure, Roman Reigns might set the place-cards for his newly-reconciled Shield buddies, but deep down he must know they are just using him for the gift of a spot at the top of the card (not sure how Secret Santa works with three, mind). It doesn't matter how hard the sodden-haired Samoan tries, no-one seems to like him. And it doesn't seem like anyone ever will.

Unfortunately, you can't buy friends. But you can buy Friends: The Complete Collection, and with over 85 hours of hilarious sit-com hijinks ("she thinks he's getting off to sharks!"), those lonely winter nights are sure to just fly by.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.