There's nothing more soul-destroying than being lonely come Christmas. Sure, Roman Reigns might set the place-cards for his newly-reconciled Shield buddies, but deep down he must know they are just using him for the gift of a spot at the top of the card (not sure how Secret Santa works with three, mind). It doesn't matter how hard the sodden-haired Samoan tries, no-one seems to like him. And it doesn't seem like anyone ever will.
Unfortunately, you can't buy friends. But you can buy Friends: The Complete Collection, and with over 85 hours of hilarious sit-com hijinks ("she thinks he's getting off to sharks!"), those lonely winter nights are sure to just fly by.
Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know).
He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.