10 WWE Superstars With The Worst T-Shirts EVER

9. John Morrison

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Marty Jannetty was once used as a punchline performer in the feud between The Miz and John Morrison after the breakdown of their celebrated tag team unit in 2009, but the 'Shaman Of Sexy' was perhaps closer to his one-time target of abuse than he'd like to admit by the time he elected to part ways with WWE.

Guilty of some of the most wooden performances behind the microphone and in front of the company's oppressive backstage lens, his t-shirts lent themselves to the character he struggled to portray.

Images of his model-like face were flat and one-dimensional. Slogans slapped front and back represented catchphrases than weren't over with audiences, and gymnastic assaults that were only half as popular as they should have been.

The lack of direction speaks to his post-WWE career. Building on a one-note joke from his first appearances with the company, Morrison now adopts a surname to suit his employer. Johnny Mundo for Lucha Underground, Johnny Impact for...Impact, and so on. It's destined to earmark him still as little more than a walking shirt for the brand - another one not likely to sell all that convincingly.

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