12 (Days Of) Christmas Gifts For WWE Superstars

Neither a partridge nor pear tree in sight!

Nights are getting colder, carols are being sung and pantomimes are selling out €“ it€™s Christmas time! The Coca-Cola truck has appeared, trees have gone up and advent calendars are being ravaged daily. Then, come Christmas morning, Santa goes down millions of chimneys to deliver the gifts we demanded. But what about the WWE superstars? Grown men and women get presents too. They€™re on the road for hundreds of days a year, throwing their bodies to the ground for our entertainment. It€™s only fair that Santa soothes them with gifts, right? Rather than train sets, toy dolls or bikes, their gifts tend to be more practical and career-boosting. So, with the yuletide season in full swing, what should the WWE roster expect to see in their stockings this year? Honourable mentions:Food for Ryback €“ he begs to be fed every week, just give him something! Acting lessons for the Bella twins €“ they weren€™t hired for their wrestling ability, so it€™d be nice to give them a skill. New attire for Erick Rowan €“ something tells me that coveralls won€™t be marketable in the long-term for Titan Towers. Keep the sheep mask, though! New music for Seth Rollins €“ he€™s being treated like a main eventer, but a true star has great music and €˜The Second Coming€™ is too generic to ever be that.
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