Dolph Ziggler is the worst babyface in the world, and this eighties cock rock version of babyface Dolph Kip Winger Ziggler is the worst version of Dolph Ziggler theres ever been. There, I said it. I feel so much better now. Seriously, this man is so lame. His awful rock star trousers. His terrible hair, all swirling roots and split ends. His jawdroppingly bad tan job. The man looks like someone blowtorched an Oompa Loompa, for Christs sake. Tommy Dreamer showed up for work recently looking like a South American dictator, and even his spray tan wasnt as bad as Zigglers. When Ziggler lost to Heath Slater on this weeks RAW, I couldnt help it. I laughed like a drain. Like a happy, happy drain. Sad Kip Ziggler needs to be a meme. Id buy that t-shirt.
Professional writer, punk werewolf and nesting place for starfish. Obsessed with squid, spirals and story. I publish short weird fiction online at desincarne.com, and tweet nonsense under the name Jack The Bodiless. You can follow me all you like, just don't touch my stuff.
