13 Match Quality Predictions For WWE SummerSlam 2018

13. The B Team Vs. The Revival - RAW Tag Team Title Match

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Why is this match even happening?

The last thing SummerSlam 2018 needs is more filler, and this is precisely that. It makes even less sense as a fictional proposition than a practical one; on this week's RAW, Curtis Axel outwitted the Revival (read those words again), winning the Triple Threat Tag Team Title match for his jobber tandem (!) by using their own blind-tagging tricks. The Revival cleanly lost a title match, and have been rewarded with another. This is nonsensical even by WWE's nothing-means-anything standards.

Will the match be any good?

It's on the Kickoff, so nobody's going to care about it. It requires the team formerly known for being godd*mn masterminds as hapless geeks outmatched by an increasingly unfunny comedy act. It's also meaningless. Even if The Revival win, what have they won? A title that means less than the Divas title did back when John Laurinaitis used masturbation as a recruitment tool?

Why is this match even happening?

So WWE execs can cite minutes viewed as a metric of the Network's success. That's it.

Predicted Star Rating: *1/2

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