13 WWE Superstars If They Were Heavy Metal Bands

12. Steve Austin Is...Pantera

Who else could be the perfect match for the beer-swillin', ass-kickin', proud redneck Rattlesnake? Steve has highlighted Pantera as a band he's a big fan of in the past, and his fellow Texans' blend of stomping, ground-shaking grooves and searing heavy metal guitar courtesy of the legendary Dimebag Darrell is exactly the kind of music you could picture the perfect Stone Cold mudhole-stomping montage being soundtracked with. It's big, it's bold, and it is definitely badass, just like the Bionic Redneck (shout-out JR for that massively underrated gem). Don't believe us? Sit back, close your eyes, open up a fresh, cold beer, have a listen to the below and decide for yourself... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk
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