5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Feb 8)
4. A Wrestler Is Selling Pictures Of Their Turds
And now for something even worse. Something truly disgusting. No, not that noise Nia Jax makes when she clears her throat—“Heuurggh! Heuurggh! Hahablahaheuurggh!”—but an Independent wrestler selling pictures of her own faecal matter deposited into a toilet bowl.
What was the thought process here? “It’s the Super Bowl today…bowl…toilet bowl…I know: I’ll fleece wrestling fans for pictures of my sh*t!”
Shotzi Blackheart, formerly of Tough Enough, is charging $5 for that exact privilege. It is an…interesting spin on merchandising. But nobody is really going to buy that, are they? Wrestling fans aren’t the stereotypical incels buried on that hack comedy Edge & Christian show segment, are they? Well, one of them actually bought the picture…of a piece of sh*t…for five dollars.
Kinks are kinks. Some people are turned on by vanilla intercourse. Some delve into more fringe, fetish territory. Others, bah gawd, are into Bubba Ray Dudley’s missus. But it’s not as if this is a video of Shotzi actually defecating, which involves an actual human being. This is a picture…of a turd…in a toilet bowl.
“FYI,” wrote one mystery buyer, “I am doing this to support you not because I am some weirdo.”
A quick Google search confirms that Shotzi owns a store on Pro Wrestling Tees, so this person could have just purchased one of her t-shirts.
As merchandise goes, this is only slightly less foul than that Eric Young plastic beard TNA tried to flog to, lol, siphon Daniel Bryan’s popularity.