5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Feb 8)

4. A Wrestler Is Selling Pictures Of Their Turds

Kenny Omega Chris Jericho AEW Double Or Nothing
Twitter (@shotziblack)

And now for something even worse. Something truly disgusting. No, not that noise Nia Jax makes when she clears her throat—“Heuurggh! Heuurggh! Hahablahaheuurggh!”—but an Independent wrestler selling pictures of her own faecal matter deposited into a toilet bowl.

What was the thought process here? “It’s the Super Bowl today…bowl…toilet bowl…I know: I’ll fleece wrestling fans for pictures of my sh*t!”

Shotzi Blackheart, formerly of Tough Enough, is charging $5 for that exact privilege. It is an…interesting spin on merchandising. But nobody is really going to buy that, are they? Wrestling fans aren’t the stereotypical incels buried on that hack comedy Edge & Christian show segment, are they? Well, one of them actually bought the picture…of a piece of sh*t…for five dollars.

Kinks are kinks. Some people are turned on by vanilla intercourse. Some delve into more fringe, fetish territory. Others, bah gawd, are into Bubba Ray Dudley’s missus. But it’s not as if this is a video of Shotzi actually defecating, which involves an actual human being. This is a picture…of a turd…in a toilet bowl.

“FYI,” wrote one mystery buyer, “I am doing this to support you not because I am some weirdo.”

A quick Google search confirms that Shotzi owns a store on Pro Wrestling Tees, so this person could have just purchased one of her t-shirts.

As merchandise goes, this is only slightly less foul than that Eric Young plastic beard TNA tried to flog to, lol, siphon Daniel Bryan’s popularity.

Contributor
Contributor

Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and surefire Undisputed WWE Universal Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!