7 Worst Wrestling Moments Of The Week (July 16)

6. Get Swole!

Swole And Adonis
GFW Impact

A great way to end a touching, feel-good retirement announcement from your best female competitor ever is to immediately follow it up with Chris Adonis and two guys who look they’re the offspring of Ryback and Jinder Mahal.

TNA’s history of being haunted by forced on-air partnerships with crappy shows has continued all the way to Pop TV. On Fox Sports in 2004, they had the Best Damn Sports Show Period guys show up at the Impact Zone...this included Tom Arnold. Perhaps it’s controversial to say, but Tom Arnold should not be listed in the history books for a wrestling promotion.

On Destination America, some ghost hunters once joined the show to check out James Storm’s haunted barn. Now, Swole Mates has regrettably invaded. What is Swole Mates? Well, you may not have heard, but Swole Mates is actually taking the world by storm, as evidenced by the 97 likes they currently have on their Facebook page.

Yes, Impact further traded in the credibility of two of their mid-card heels (who just lost to a football player) for less than 100 likes.

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