It was revealed over the weekend that (*SPOILER ALERT!*) Hell in a Cell's eponymous Satanic structure is going to be a very fetching shade of deep crimson. It's as kitschy as it sounds, WWE as ever failing to do subtlety, but it nevertheless looks bloody beaut. It's a welcome reminder of a time when the product was far less sterile (and also of ITV's Gladiators, but that's by-the-by).
WWE have played their hand a bit early with this reveal though; it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say the cage's paint job is the most exciting thing on tonight's show.
It's genuinely hard to think of anything to look forward to besides. As usual, we're waking up to Sonny and Cher, with a host of match-ups we're sure we've seen before. There are slight tweaks - but in most cases, it's made them worse. Brie Bella has wormed her way into Daniel Bryan's underwhelming tiff with The Miz. Samoa Joe and AJ go at it again. So do Ronda and Alexa - now with the added fear that Ronda could lose. It all feels like a stop-gap, a service station on the road to better things.
Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know).
He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.