8 WWE Returns That Were Much Better Than Expected

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Shawn Michael's Crown Jewel fiasco proved, as the wrestling business has over and over again, that even the greatest tap out to Father Time eventually.

On Friday in Riyadh, The Heartbreak Kid was more like The Heartbreaking Kid, a pale imitation not just of himself but of Kendall Windham, stumbling through a depressing mess against two similarly depreciated legends. Was a reported $2 million worth it to completely repeal the rare dignity of his wrestling retirement?

For thirty minutes' work, the answer is probably yes.

It was a shame more than a disappointment. If anyone could have another great match after eight years in retreat, it was Shawn. Yet deep down, we all knew it was unlikely. Age might be just a number, but so is 53 - and it's not a small one.

Perhaps the weight of expectation worked against Michaels in the desert. Were it, say, Bryan Clark headlining Crown Jewel, maybe we'd have been wowed by such a sloppy outing. Heck, it would have been one of his best ever matches.

That's the key, really. When you expect nothing, it's easy to be wowed by something. Sometimes, that something is just a wrestler displaying more mobility than a bungalow.

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